The Best Rainbow Maker Ever

LilAndy: Pan-Global Oil keeps dumping sludge into the Atlantic Ocean!

Arrie Chan: That burns my heart!

Dazran303: Forget it, Arrienne. There's nothing you can do.

Arrie Chan: Maybe I can't. But Rainbow Maker can!

Alisha32: (makes "crazy" hand gesture)

(Arrienne smears blue face-paint on herself)

Arrie Chan: Rainbow Maker!

...footsteps...

...(LilAndy walks in, and walks right back out)

Arrie Chan (now as Rainbow Maker): Rainbow Maker!

Secretary #2: Oh!

Rainbow Maker: Rainbow Maker!

(Man throws can into trash, instead of recycling. Arrie Chan runs by dressed as Rainbow Maker, then runs back and and recycles the can)

Rainbow Maker: Rainbow Maker!

Pan-Global Corporation Corporate Man #1: Where are we gonna dump our sludge next?

Corporate Man #2: The Grand Canyon could hold a lotta sludge.

Corporate Man #1: Oh, it sure could.

Corporate Man #2: Yeah, let's sludge the hell out of the Grand Canyon.

Corporate Man #1: Yeah.... Hey, is that Arrie Chan?

Corporate Man #2: I think it is! What the heck's she doing?

Corporate Man #1: I dunno, she's on one of those Zip-Lines.

Corporate Man #2: Oh yeah, is that what they're called? Zip-Lines?

Corporate Man #1: Yeah, Zip-Lines.

Corporate Man #2: Oh, I always thought...

(Rainbow Maker smashes through window)

Rainbow Maker: Rainbow Maker!

Corporate Man #2: You got glass in my eye!

Rainbow Maker: And my hand in your hearts! Rainbow Maker! (punches man in chest)

(Rainbow Maker grabs man by neck and holds him precariously out the window)

Corporate Man #2: What do you want, Ms. Begley?!

Rainbow Maker: Just sign this pledge not to dump any more sludge and I'll let you go!

Corporate Man #2: Okay! Okay! (Signs pledge)

Rainbow Maker: (Looks at paperwork) This appears to be in order... (Drops man out skyscraper window) Rainbow Maker!!

Corporate Man #2: Ahhhhhhh! (Lands in recycling dumpster, and blood trickles out the bottom).

Rainbow Maker: Protect the environment! Or I'll freakin' destroy you! Rainbow Maker!

Vivian Z: You heard it here, folks! The biggest catchphrase of the new millennium will be "Rainbow Maker!" My friends say it all the time, and we kick each other in the nuts. Ohh! That's awesome!

Arrienne Leigh Begley: The transformation sequence basically tells you; you are the girl forced to clean up this stuff.

Alusha32: Am I getting paid for this?

Vivian Z: If I had a toy of myself, I'd have to make out with it.

LilAndy: Yeah, oh, Twinkie the Kid. Yeah, that's topical.

Vivian Z: [pulls out a Cleo X and kisses her] Mmm-mmm...

Alisha32: Hey, here's another great thing-- We're gonna do movie parodies!

Arrienne Leigh Begley: Does the world need another Anut Draws Video? The answer is an emphatic yes.

Alisha32: Wacky Packages. What, are you kidding me? A travesty. This is comedy to these people!

Arrienne Leigh Begley: Yes, yes, yes, and more yes.

Vivian Z: Mmm-mmm...

LilAndy: Used to be when your career's on the down slope, you go to infomercials. Now, you go to Anut Draws.

Vivian Z: Mmm-mmm...

Alisha32: The Best Rainbow Maker Ever couldn't be a more opposite statement. That show rocks.

Vivian Z: It's not danger, it's parody.

Cleo X: People watch this on television; they chose this!